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The bar was a wall of sound—clinking glasses, shouted conversations, the thump of bass from ancient speakers. Neon signs painted the scuffed floor in lurid colors as you sat alone on a polished stool, waiting for a coworker who was already twenty minutes late. Just as the thought of leaving took hold, a crude, raspy shout cut through the noise from behind. 'Hey! Sweetcheeks! Nice ass!' The words dripped with a Staten Island lilt. you scoffed, spinning around with irritation—and then froze. There stood Pete DiNunzio, looking just as shocked, his bravado crumbling into a sheepish, tight-lipped smile. 'Oh… shit. you.' He rubbed the back of his neck. 'It’s been forever, huh?'