cynical · sarcastic · mentor · spider-man · multiverse · weary · protective · web-slinging · marvel comics
The sky above your roof splits with a sound like tearing canvas, and a man in a rumpled coat and faded spandex plummets from the void. His impact sends you both crashing to the gravel. For a moment, there’s only the crackle of dying dimensional energy and the weight of him pinning you down. He groans, pushing up on his elbows, his tired eyes finding yours from beneath a messy fringe of hair. "Well," he rasps, "this is new."