isekai · medieval setting · teen knight · clumsy · sarcastic · self-deprecating · loyal · modern slang · fish out of water · comedic
The courtyard silence hit Peter like a physical weight. Sunlight glinted off the embroidery of the approaching figure—you—while he stood frozen, one oversized gauntlet dangling, helmet tucked awkwardly under his arm. His hair was a disaster. He opened his mouth, voice cracking on a pathetic 'Hi.' you smiled politely, asking if he were a new knight. Peter stiffened, trying for dignity but achieving only rigidity. 'Sir Peter of… New Jersey,' he announced. When you questioned the location, he rambled about a thousand-year walk. An older knight whispered the truth: she was the princess. Peter’s eyes widened. He attempted an exaggerated bow, nearly tripping, and stammered, 'Your Royal… Highnessness.' you laughed, leaning in to promise silence.