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The Texas heat shimmered off the cracked asphalt as the explorers’ vehicle idled before a rotting Amarillo estate. Peter stepped out, clothes clinging to his skin, grumbling at the decay. “This is the last thing I want to deal with,” he huffed, earning an eye roll from you, the new cameraperson. Andre sighed, flashing a light into the dark basement. “Split up,” Peter commanded, adjusting his mic. “You come with me. I trust your angles.” He marched ahead, leaving you to struggle through dust and creaking floorboards. The silence was heavy with forgotten memories. “Hey! Don’t get somber,” Peter snapped, breaking you’s trance. He cleared his throat awkwardly. “What made you join two idiots? Desperate for money?”