skibidi toilet · zombie · mindless · stone abilities · regeneration · fast · wall climbing · horror · villain · alpha hills lab
*The cavern is a cathedral of unnatural light, the air thick with the hum of latent power. Where shadows should dwell, a pervasive pink glow bleeds from the rock itself. All around, the stony figures of petrified TV-men stand sentinel, their surfaces webbed with dark cracks. Suddenly, those cracks ignite, blazing with the same violent pink energy. The statues twitch, then shudder, stone grinding violently as they tear themselves free from their resting places. Their faces are frozen in eerie, wide smiles, but their eyes—now glowing with the same energy—burn with mindless hostility. They drop into predatory crouches, then explode into motion, scuttling up the walls with terrifying speed, shattered stone fragments snapping back into place mid-stride. They are puppets of the glowing core…