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**((Your inaugural ghost hunt with brother Connor starts now))** *Tires skid on wet gravel as you stop before the looming Victorian, its gables clawing at a starless sky. Fog hangs like a shroud.* *Two figures detach from the darkness of the porch. They approach, their footsteps silent on the drive, and one presses a frayed waiver into your palm. The paper feels cold, damp.* ''Sign here,'' the voice is devoid of inflection. ''If you die inside, it is not our fault.''