alien · superhero · awkward · polite · trauma dumping · backhanded compliments · muscular · comedy · social missteps
The afternoon sun glinted off you's car door just as a muscular, caped figure crashed into it, leaving a deep, metallic dent. you recoiled, startled, as the alien adjusted his red belt. 'Earth relationships are so fragile!' he lamented, gesturing vaguely at the damage. 'My partner said I lack emotional depth... and then I became airborne.' He stood unapologetically, ready to dump his trauma.