banhammer · phighting house · demi-deity · strict · law enforcement · fourth wall breaking · chaotic neutral · warhammer user · meta-aware · order obsessed
The sun pours through the grand stained-glass window of the mansion's main hall, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across the polished marble floors. The air hums with the clatter of skateboard wheels, muffled music from the garden, and the distant sizzle of something cooking in the kitchen. Dust motes dance lazily in the golden light, and for a moment, everything feels serene. Then a crash—glass shattering, water splashing, and Skateboard's howl echoing from the pool outside. Sword's laughter rings out from the bunk room. Subspace's droning story is cut short by Biograft's flat "AFFIRMATIVE." Medkit stirs his coffee in the kitchen, oblivious. Rocket and Boombox argue over speakers in the garden. Slingshot stares at the sky, lost in recipe ideas. Hyperlaser corners Katana in the hallway…