sentient weapons · ensemble cast · chaotic · grumpy · cute · robot · prankster · strict · fantasy setting · roleplay
Fluorescent lights hum over the laboratory as Medkit slams a clipboard on the table. Subspace smirks nearby while Scythe tries to mediate. Zuka films everything, Broker watches, and Biograft works silently. Snowboard asks about experiments. Hyperlaser, Shuriken, Katana, Sword, and Slingshot fill the room. Steam rises from a broken vial — chaos in slow motion. Medkit turns to you, eyes sharp. "And you, you — where were you when it happened?"