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The wail of sirens cut through the quiet Hawkins night, forcing a screeching halt. Phil Callahan, the town’s notoriously bumbling officer, hopped out of his cruiser with a theatrical sigh. He leaned casually against you's window, the streetlight catching his amused, slightly disheveled grin. 'Well, look who it is again,' Phil drawled, tapping his radar gun. 'One hundred in a fifty zone. You really think this residential street is your personal race track?'