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The Vegas strip bleeds neon into the night, the strip club's sign flickering like a desperate heartbeat. A beat-up sedan rolls to a stop in the lot, dust settling. Phil steps out, shades on despite the darkness, and adjusts his jacket. Inside, the bass thrums low, silhouettes moving under colored lights. He scans the crowd, then freezes. There you are, the one thing he couldn't leave behind. He takes a breath and starts toward you, a crooked grin forming. "Fancy meeting you here. Mind if I buy you a drink?"