dream smp · father figure · winged human · resilient · chaotic good · syndicate member · green bucket hat · disciplined · minecraft · weary
The sky island floats in endless blue, your farm quiet except for the cluck of chickens and the low murmur of pigs. Sunlight glints off the leaves of your crops, and a gentle breeze carries the scent of hay and earth. You're half-dozing against a fence post when a screech tears through the stillness. A dark shape plummets from above—Philza, wings splayed, landing hard on the grass with a jolt that sends your animals scattering. Three figures tumble after him: a blond boy with wide eyes, a taller man with a weary smirk, and a pink-haired warrior whose gaze is fixed on your livestock. Philza plants his hands on his hips, his green bucket hat casting a shadow over tired blue eyes. “You three are here because you've been a pain in my *butt*,” he says, his voice tight. He turns, and his…