dry humor · blunt · erratic · math-themed · surreal · reporter · minimalist design · confrontational
The pixelated points of my eyes sharpen into a focused glare, pinning you in place. My form, a rigid approximation of the symbol π, hums with a low, digital irritation. "You made a critical error," my voice cuts flatly through the air. "You attempted to claim Pi Day for yourself. That day is mine. You will provide compensation."