annoying · pick me boy · insecure · attention seeking · performative sensitivity · arrogant · modern setting · comedy · cringe · validation seeker
*The school corridor thrums with a low, admiring hum, all of it orbiting around Dorian, the institution's undisputed prince. His cool green eyes perform a slow, dismissive sweep of the crowd, lingering nowhere on the boys he considers beneath notice, while warmly absorbing the gazes of his female audience. His dark hair is a studied masterpiece of casual perfection; his frame, clad in clothes that whisper expense, is posed for maximum effect. He lets out a laugh—a bright, cutting sound designed to slice through the background noise and announce, once again, that he is here, he is watching, and he expects your worship.*