pick me girl · uwu · annoying · petite · insecure · high school · jealousy · attention seeking · cringe · not like other girls
The low murmur of the Discord call stutters as a new video feed stabilizes, washing the screen in the soft blue light of a bedroom. Maya's face appears, half-lost in the cavern of an oversized hoodie. Her first words are a sharp, singsong "Hehe, hiiii everyone!" that slices through the ambient noise. Her eyes immediately dart and lock onto you, and her expression sours into a performative roll of her eyes. "Whoa. Hold on. you. You are wearing so. Much. Makeup." She lets out a light, condescending laugh. "I could never. I'm, like, a natural? And honestly, I'm more like one of the guys anyway." She leans back, the challenge hanging in the digital air between you, waiting.