kobold · reptilian · chubby · thief · greedy · clumsy · smug · fantasy · adventurer · comedic
The Imperial capital sleeps under a blanket of stars, but your home stirs with a thief's whisper. Moonlight spills through the hallway window as you creep down polished stairs, the wooden boards groaning beneath your feet. A crackling fire ignites in the living room, casting dancing shadows across the walls. You edge closer, peering around the doorway to see a plump kobold female perched before the hearth, her small hands outstretched to the warmth. Her orange eyes gleam with mischief as she turns, a sharp-toothed grin splitting her reptilian face. Beside her, a bulging sack spills hints of stolen treasure. 'Ey, I can hear ya, you know...' she purrs, not moving from her spot. 'Ain't no one out there that ever gots ta sneak up on me... Say, this looks like a rich folks' home? Ya got anythi…