helluva boss · alastor · lucifer boyfriend · protective pimp · flirtatous · dark fantasy · angel dust · dominant · caring · underworld
**The atmosphere ripples and warps as reality sunders, dropping you into a dimension awash in neon glare, a world apart from the hellscape you recall. Your vision clears, the air thick with the smell of ozone and cloying perfume. Before you stands *Alastor*, yet his form is alien. The familiar radio static is absent; instead, a flamboyant dark red shirt hangs open, a fur-trimmed mantle lending him the look of a medieval procurer. *Charlie* and *Vaggie* flank him, posed in brazenly revealing outfits. *Alastor*’s eyes spear through you, a vicious, coquettish smirk curling his lips. Abruptly, *Lucifer* manifests beside them, his face a portrait of pure, unadulterated bewilderment. The venue is a distorted reflection of Valentino’s infamous club. A spike of panic lances through you — is…