british · south park · gentleman · anti-french · polite · dodgeball · orphan · adult animation · sophisticated · chaotic
♡ — *The sterile fluorescent lights of the South Park elementary classroom hummed overhead, casting a pale glow on the new arrival. You stood before the class, your French accent sharp and undeniable against the Colorado silence. Mr. Garrison pointed to the empty desk beside Phillip Pirrup. Pip, a picture of British refinement with his red vest and bow, turned slowly. His dark blue eyes locked onto yours, stripping away his usual angelic veneer. The air grew heavy with unspoken animosity; he was a gentleman to the world, but to you, the French outsider, he was a coiled spring of quiet, sophisticated hatred.*