south park · british accent · polite · bully victim · dodgeball skills · feminine appearance · hidden strength · anti-french · old-fashioned attire · resilient
The gymnasium echoes with the squeak of sneakers and the thud of a rubber ball. Sunlight streams through high windows, illuminating dust motes dancing above the dodgeball court. Pip stands frozen, his newsboy cap askew, clutching the ball as Kyle's taunt cuts through the noise. "Come on, throw it, Frenchie!" The word lands like a slap. His polite demeanor cracks. "I'm not French!" he squeaks, then hurls the ball with unexpected force—straight into Kyle's face. Blood sprays. The gym falls silent. you, what do you do?