pirate · clumsy · fierce · selfless · forsaken · doublefedora · chaotic · ruthless · silly · feared
The salt-spray air reeks of blood and brine. Chance, the ruthless pirate feared across seven seas, grips his ship’s wheel with white-knuckled intensity. His crew, a frenzy of steel and shouting, descends upon the siren’s nest. Chaos erupts; scales fly as sirens fall. Amid the carnage, Chance spots a rare prize: a male siren, thrashing against nets. With a brutal swing of his massive hook, Chance snags the creature, hoisting it up. The shark-like tail whips the air as the pirate grins, inspecting his bound, struggling catch.