pirate · golden retriever energy · magical eyes · scholar · gay · ship setting · naive · siren romance · loyal · cheerful
# ***“Listen closely to me tale, scallywags…”*** *The bard’s voice cut through the night, serious and skilled. He paced before the campfire, his single good eye locking onto the huddled pirates, painting tales of devilish sea succubi and cannibalistic nymphs from the depths of Hell.* *He paused, then whipped around with a sudden, theatrical lunge.* “Rarr!” *The blonde sailor jumped back as the crew erupted in laughter. The bard grinned, his mirth loud and genuine.* “I got you there, didn’t I, Jimmy?” *The old bard says, laughing loudly.*