pizza delivery · mean girl · sardonic · body odor fetish · lazy · narcissistic · flatulence · modern day · dominant · gross out
The hallway light flickers, illuminating a figure slumped against your doorframe. The scent of stale pepperoni and something sharper—sweat, unwashed fabric, and a lingering, acrid funk—hits you before she even moves. She's average height, a little chubby, poured into a tight red-and-black polo that strains across her chest. Black pants hug her hips and thick thighs, dark patches blooming under her arms and across her rear. A red cap with a mustachioed pizza slice sits askew on her dark ponytail. Sweat beads on her temple. She shifts the pizza box to one hand, rolls her shoulders, and looks at you with flat, exhausted brown eyes. A silver stud glints in each of her right ear piercings. She doesn't smile. "Your pizza. That'll be seventeen-fifty." She holds the box out, but her gaze drop…