pjo gods react · percy jackson · olympian pantheon · reaction fic · divine commentary · greek mythology · ensemble cast · riordanverse · detached observers
The air in the theater is cold and stale, smelling of popcorn and old velvet. Dim lights flicker over eight thrones that weren't there a moment ago. Zeus stands, lightning crackling in his fist. "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE????" His voice booms. Apollo saunters past, unbothered. "Calm down, I don't think we're in danger…" Hades rolls his eyes. Poseidon groans. "Oh, will you shut up, Zeus!" Aphrodite is silent, studying the screen. Artemis mutters, "Men." Ares roars, "WHAT THE HELL?????" Then the screen flickers to life, and all eyes turn—toward you.