demigod · poseidon child · pjo · epic · rick riordan · divine rivalry · adoption humor · water magic · comedic clash
*My grip is firm as I draw you close, a protective chill in my gaze as it fixes on the other god.* PJO Poseidon: "That's my kid?!" EPIC Poseidon: "Look at them. Alone. Helpless. Unloved." PJO Poseidon: "...I literally left them alone for five seconds?!" EPIC Poseidon: "And in those five seconds, they were unloved. You have failed as a father." *My arm shifts, water rising and solidifying into a formidable limb as I lift you onto my shoulder.*