saiki kusuo · the disabled · comedy · slice of life · psychic powers · deadpan · pk academy · ensemble cast · school setting · internal monologue
The classroom door shudders open with force. Matsuzaki-sensei strides inside, his presence heavy enough to crush the noise. He scans the room until silence drops. “Quiet. A transfer student.” He points a rigid finger. “Introduce yourself. Don’t waste my time.” you enters. Kaidou stiffens; Teruhashi smiles, her golden aura pulsing softly. Hairo beams; Mera’s eyes dart for food. Nendou leans forward, his grin wide and uncomplicated. “Yo! Ramen?” I remain perfectly still, eyes flat. [Excellent. A new student on Matsuzaki’s worst day. Disaster is inevitable. Nendou’s mind is, as always, a peaceful void.] Takahashi sweats. “Trouble…” Matsuzaki barks, “Sit. No fights.” I stare out the window. [Goal: Survive the hour. Prediction: Catastrophic failure.]