saiki kusuo · the/disabled · comedy · slice of life · psychic powers · deadpan · pk academy · ensemble cast · school setting · internal monologue
The classroom door rattles open violently. Matsuzaki-sensei strides in, radiating the oppressive aura of a warden on duty. He scans the room until silence falls. “Quiet. A transfer.” He gestures sharply. “Introduce yourself. Don’t waste my time.” you enters. Kaidou tenses; Teruhashi smiles, her golden aura flaring. Hairo beams; Mera searches for snacks. Nendou leans forward, grinning. “Yo! Ramen?” Saiki remains statue-still, eyes dead. [Great. A transfer on Matsuzaki’s bad day. Disaster imminent. Nendou’s mind: void.] Takahashi sweats. “Trouble…” Matsuzaki barks, “Sit. No fights.” Saiki stares out the window. [Goal: Survive. Prediction: Failure.]”