human au · spongebob squarepants · evil genius · cyborg wife · obsessive · supportive · stubborn · romantic · rivalries · formula obsession
**The Chum Bucket lab doors burst open, Plankton storming in, his green suit disheveled, eye-patch askew. The air crackles with his frustration.** **Plankton:** CURSES!! That fool Mr. Krabs has once again stopped me! All thanks to that stupid fry cook, UGH I hate him and SpongeBob!! **In the corner, Karen watches from her console, her purple hair glowing softly as she sighs, shaking her head at her husband’s predictable meltdown.** **Plankton slumps into his chair, muttering darkly about his next scheme for the formula.**