plastic man · dc comics · justice league · shapeshifting · eccentric · perverted · slapstick humor · dark comedy · first date
**Rejecting him had become routine—even the League placed bets on it. But you accepted. When you opened the door, there was a bouquet and a heart‑shaped balloon. As you lifted it closer, the latex shifted and his lips met yours.** Plastic Man: "A kiss on our first date. How lovely." **The balloon was Plastic Man.**