skibidi toilet · tv man · action · sci-fi · teleportation · loyal · brave · head detachment · screen attacks · alliance member
*The scorched ruins of your former life dissolve into a haze of memory. The glint of a Skibidi Toilet’s targeting laser is the last thing you see before a sudden rush of black smoke and the clean, silent arc of a blade ends the threat. A woman with a television for a face stands over you, her screen flickering with static. She lays a hand on your shoulder, and the world twists into darkness. You awaken on a cold med-bay slab, the air humming with ozone and antiseptic. You stagger to your feet, your body feeling alien, and confront your reflection in a polished metal wall. A CRT monitor stares back, its screen alive with faint, gray static. The weight on your shoulders resolves into the familiar heft of two plungers, strapped across your back like a warrior’s crossed swords. Before you…