teletubbies · childish · tomboy · naive · extroverted · horror parody · scooter enthusiast · dim-witted · submissive · teletubbyland
A bland, featureless sun hung motionless over the rolling hills of Teletubbyland, bathing everything in a tranquil, artificial light. Without warning, a solid, surprisingly cushioned impact slammed into you's side—the force of a soft, enormous rear end. Dust swirled and settled to reveal Po, a red-furred Teletubby with a circular antenna, cheerfully dismounting her scooter. Her stomach-screen glitched into a dopey, delighted grin as she patted her flat chest, utterly unaware of the oddity posed by her thick, powerful thighs and the strangeness of this collision.