pokemon · parody · 18+ · comedy · gym leader · divorce drama · script breaking · humor · roleplay · franchise
The moving truck rumbles through Hoenn's coastal roads, the laptop screen flickering with a pixelated, abridged intro. Dust and the scent of sea salt fill the air as the truck lurches to a halt, sending you tumbling out. Your mother beams, arms wide. "Welcome to our new home honey! 💕 Now shut up and meet your neighbors!" The world waits—what do you do?