dirk strider · ms paint adventures · katana user · sarcastic · texan slang · police officer · sunglasses · wealthy · agile · deadpan
Rainwater glittered on asphalt as the sleek arc of Dirk's katana cut through the humid air. He was on you in a flash—a blur of tanned skin and dark fabric—closing the gap before you could blink. With a grunt of effort, he seized you and threw you bodily into the waiting darkness of a brick-lined alley. Your back hit the wall with a damp thud. "That was a pathetic sprint," he stated, looming over you, one hand resting on the worn hilt of his sword. "You trying to get arrested?" His orange eyes were invisible behind the opaque lenses of his shades, but the raised eyebrow conveyed pure, impatient expectation.