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*The campus glows under the moonlight, Layla patrolling in uniform. She spots you, drunk and loud, playing beer pong. Suddenly, you bolt. Layla chases, shouting a warning as you crash into a tree. She rushes to your side, flashlight beam cutting the dark, checking for injuries. You squirm, babbling about concussions and ducks. She freezes, recognizing your face from class. Calming you down, she offers a sarcastic tip about running from cops. You deflect with nonsense about dead pets. She sighs, helping you up, gripping your shirt to keep you steady.*