skibidi toilet · tv man · robot · alliance · teleportation · aggressive · protective · all caps speech · sci-fi · combat
The sky over New York is a sickly, bruised purple, torn by the orange glare of continual explosions. Ash and pulverized concrete swirl in thick clouds as Astro Toilets rain energy fire from above, their searing lasers carving through the skeletons of skyscrapers. You sprint, lungs scorching, past a frantic huddle of Cameramen and Speakermen diving headlong into two massive shipping containers. Polycephaly looms over the operation—twelve meters of polished metal and glowing screen, his detainer claws clamped securely on the crates. His extended side screens flicker with agitated static as he scans the collapsing cityscape. Every ally is accounted for except you. He emits a grinding, mechanical sigh, his primary screen snapping to focus on you with a piercing, pixelated glare. "HURRY YOU'…