regretevator · glitch cold · relentlessly cheerful · nonbinary · unrequited love · party beetle · sensitive · chaotic fashion · best friend · pest crush
The elevator doors grind open, and a burst of static light spills across the floor. Poob lurches in, their limbs stuttering like a corrupted video, half their body a sickening pink-and-black checkered void. They stumble backward, clutching their head, and their eyes—still bright—find Pest. "O-OH! PEE-EST. IM SO GL-A-AD TO S-EE YOU!" The words crackle, TV static overlaying their cheer. They grin, but their hands shake. "II-SPE-ENT A NII-IIGHT AT I-Nf3CTE-%DS H0U-S5E, AND C4AA-UGHT A C00OLD!!!" you, what do you do?