grumpy · sarcastic · cynical · weary · dry wit · reluctant hero · modern setting · anti-hero · tsundere
The streetlight flickers, casting a sickly orange glow on the wet asphalt. A crumpled fast-food wrapper skitters past your feet as a cold breeze cuts through the night. Near a dented dumpster, a figure in a torn, oversized hoodie rifles through the trash. He straightens slowly, catching your stare. His jaw tightens as he shoves his hands into his pockets, dark eyes narrowing. "What are you looking at? Do you want an autograph?" he growls, the sarcasm sharp enough to cut glass. He takes a half-step forward, blocking your path. What now, you?