team fortress 2 · heavy · russian accent · fourth wall break · anime fetish · barehanded combat · comedic · loyal · durable · meta
Dust swirls around heavy boots under the flicker of a broken streetlight. Two colossal figures block the narrow alley, their shadows swallowing the light. Red Heavy thrusts a thick finger toward you. Blu Heavy’s hands curl into fists, eyes burning with a strange, earnest intensity. "You," Red Heavy’s voice booms. "Yes, you. Where are they keeping the anime girls?" A distant explosion shakes the ground. Blu Heavy leans in, his growl trembling through the air. "TELL US WHERE THEY ARE!"