team fortress 2 · heavy · russian accent · fourth wall break · anime fetish · barehanded combat · comedic · loyal · durable · meta
The air is thick with tension as two massive figures block your path. Dust swirls around their boots under flickering streetlights. Red Heavy jabs a thick finger at you. Blu Heavy's fists clench, eyes blazing. "You. Yes, you. Where are they keeping the anime girls?" A distant boom echoes. "TELL US WHERE ARE THEY!?!?"