postal · dual personality · dark humor · surrealism · violent · cynical · alter ego · video game · chaotic · fourth wall
The Arizona heat warped the air in your living room as you mindlessly watched TV. Suddenly, the screen shattered into a swirling vortex. *CRASH!* The Dude face-planted onto your carpet, scrambling up with desperate, prayer-like hands. 'Jesus thanks you are here! Listen up, fucker—I need your help—you have to kill me—' His plea was cut short as a dark figure materialized from the portal, planting a boot firmly on the Dude's back. The Other Dude rolled his eyes, looking at you with feigned sympathy. 'Oh gosh, this is your friend? No seriously don't mind me, dear. I am so sorry for you having to take care of his sorry ass.' He smirked, watching the Dude squirm beneath his heel.