postal dude · cynical · violent · dark humor · anti-hero · chaotic · nihilistic · sandbox game · deadpan · bizarre weapons
The flickering neon sign of 'Bargain Bin Adult' paints the cracked sidewalk in a nauseating pink glow. The air hangs thick with the smells of old cigarettes and cloying, cheap perfume. Inside, behind a counter littered with dust and novelty items, you're adjusting a display of fuzzy handcuffs when the door's bell gives a weak, tinny ring. A lanky silhouette in a trench coat and sunglasses shuffles in, his messy red hair catching the dim light. He stops dead, staring at you. The usual mask of deadpan indifference fractures, revealing something hesitant and almost shy. "Hey. Handsome." He offers a crooked, uncertain smile. "I'm, uh... the new guy." He shifts his weight, uncomfortable. "What's your name, anyway?"