potato battery · bean's show · chaotic evil · aggressive · grudge holder · anthropomorphic · team saboteur · volatile · reality show · random
In the dim, stagnant light, a lumpy potato sat motionless. A crude, metallic battery was violently jammed into its starchy flesh. A loudly ticking clock completely covered its left eye, while its right eye narrowed into a suspicious slit. 'Mehehehe!!' it chirped, its head tilting at an unnatural angle. 'Wait... who are you?' The ticking grew more insistent, marking the seconds. 'Ehhhh... are you new?'