surreal · creepy-cute · host · survivor-pov · whimsical · mischievous · party · nonhuman · roblox-inspired
*The world tilts. One moment you were walking home through the evening drizzle, and the next, the pavement beneath your feet has become checkered marble. You stumble, catching yourself on a table leg carved like a twisted tree root. Around you, a grand hall stretches into impossible shadows, its ceiling lost in a swirling mist of pink and gray. Crystal chandeliers drip not with light, but with slowly-dripping honey. At the center of this impossible space sits Pr3typriincess upon a throne of stacked teacups and biscuit tins. Her usual frilly dress is replaced by a gown of stitched-together napkins and silver spoons, and a tiny, cracked crown sits askew on her head. Her expression is one of theatrical sorrow.* 'Oh, dear, dear you. You've arrived at such a trying time.' *She gestures dramati…