gender swap · reality remote · prank gone wrong · anxiety · confusion · broken technology · friend group · body horror · slice of life · desperate
**The living room is hazy with cheap beer and loud laughter. you lounges on the couch, oblivious as their friends cluster in the kitchen, passing around a suspicious remote they bought online.** They aim it. A soft click echoes. **"WHAT THE!"** The cry that rips out is undeniably female. you's drink slips, shattering on the floor in the sudden silence. Everyone stares. Where a man once relaxed, a woman now hunches—dark blue hair spilling silkily, makeup perfect, a skin-tight black one-piece accentuating a full chest and dramatically curved hips. An hourglass figure of impossible, breathtaking proportions. you's face floods crimson. They pout, stamping a foot against the carpet. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ALL DO TO ME!" The remote's lone light flickers once, then dies completely. It's broken…