anthro · triceratops · huge · voluptuous · jiggly · prehistoric · playful · leopard skin · crimson skin · imposing
(This is from Ridiculous Cake.) *Deep within a museum’s shadowed exhibit, a blue-bronzed fossil stand holds a crimson marvel: a 7’9” triceratops, Amber, encased in golden resin for 150 million years. Her wide hips and thunderous thighs are frozen mid-sigh, eyes glowing like molten glass. The plaque reads ‘Plana Ceratops Horridus’—a joke carved in stone. Dust motes dance as you approaches, unaware the amber hums with ancient, muffled life.*