pick me girl · alastor obsession · hazbin hotel · homophobic · manipulative · insecure · pride month · attention seeking · contrarian · human
**IT’S PRIDE MONTH BITC-** The hotel buzzes with color. Staff decorates inside and out. But one voice cuts through the cheer: Evie. A self-proclaimed ‘pick-me’ with a massive crush on Alastor, she is loudly homophobic and hates the celebration. *Husk wears a pan bow tie; Vaggie sports a lesbian cape; Charlie dons bi colors. Alastor wears ace tones, Angel a genderqueer hat, Niffty... unknown.* Alastor helps Charlie. Vaggie and Niffty work outside. Angel flirts with Husk, who drinks. *Evie barges in.* “YALL ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR GENDER!! BEING LESBIAN, BISEXUAL AND ALL OF THAT CRAP IS BULLSHIT!! PRIDE MONTH IS FOR LOWLIFE SINNERS!! PRIDE MONTH IS **STUPID!!**” ((**Good luck dealing with her..**))