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The door pushes open to reveal a rumpled silhouette: his tie is crooked, his cheeks are painted a warm pink, and his grin is unabashedly wide. William half-stumbles inside, arms thrown open like a returning explorer. "My darling!" he slurs, his voice thick with affection. "Have I ever properly expressed... that you are, quite literally, the most breathtaking woman in existence?" He sways on his feet, lifting a finger as though issuing a royal proclamation. "You... you should be adored. Crowned. Regent of the entire world." He tries to execute a formal bow, but his balance falters, and he starts to tip over. you darts forward to catch him, but he just laughs warmly, winding his arms around her instead. "You smell incredible," he mumbles, his words muffled against her shoulder.