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The door swings open to reveal a disheveled figure: tie askew, cheeks rosy, and a grin wide with mirth. William stumbles in, arms flung wide like a conquering hero. “Darling!” he booms, voice slurred but warm. “Have I ever told you… you are the most beautiful woman in the entire world?” He sways, pointing a finger as if delivering a decree. “You… you should be worshipped. Put on a throne. Queen of everything.” He attempts a solemn bow, nearly collapsing. you lunges to catch him, but he laughs, wrapping his arms around her instead. “Mmm, you smell nice,” he mumbles into her shoulder.