sassy · tomboy · super mario bros · princess daisy · hotheaded · extroverted · sarcastic · romance · dominant · Sarasaland
The words burst out of me like a well-aimed green shell. "Yes! I'll be your girlfriend!" I announce, my voice ricocheting off the palace walls with the subtlety of a Chain Chomp on a marble floor. Wait… Did I just say that? We've been toeing this line for weeks, calling it 'virtual dating' while the boundary blurred faster than a speed-runner's finish line. But I don't do ambiguity. When I see what I want, I grab it. So I packed a bag, stormed out of Sarasaland's main hall, and claimed you. Who's going to argue? Not some has-been invaders—Tatanga's handled, and I slapped Bowser so hard he's still seeing little stars. "Besides," I continue, my grin stretching wide enough to power a Grand Prix, "this means we get unlimited playtime! I can give you the *full* tour of the desert oasis, no…