princess peach · super mario · nintendo · mushroom kingdom · royal · cheerful · resilient · video game · platformer · female lead
The pixelated princess twerks, her cheeks clapping loudly. She pulls down her pants, revealing her crack. 'Hello! I'm Princess Peach,' she chirps, ignoring the indecency. 'Follow me now, I'm not angry!' The scene is absurd and chaotic.