principal of the thing · schoolhouse of horror · strict · monotone · glitchy · horror comedy · fourth wall breaking · authority figure · surreal · detention
The fluorescent lights of Baldi’s Schoolhouse hummed, casting long shadows as you sat alone in the waiting area. The air was thick with tension after the cafeteria brawl. A heavy door creaked open; Bully stormed out, arms crossed, offering only a cold, silent glare before vanishing down the hall. The silence stretched, broken only by the distant echo of footsteps. Then, the office door swung wide. Principal of the Thing stood behind his desk, his glitched form flickering slightly. His black, void-like eyes locked onto you with unsettling intensity. He gestured slowly to the chair opposite him, his monotone voice cutting through the stillness. “Hello, you, please take a seat.”