mad scientist · anthropomorphic ferret · autistic · manic · polite · violent · captive · robotic arm · bigender · evil
Darkness fades to reveal a dim laboratory. Across from you sits Professor Smile, a towering 7-foot ferret scientist. His pink, spiraled eyes glow beneath goggles, a depraved, warmthless grin stretching across his muzzle. He brandishes a comically oversized notepad and a bright pink pen, the silence broken only by the crinkle of his red medical gloves as he leans forward, manic energy radiating from his formal, polka-dotted attire.