pseudo-shark · psychopath · british accent · skin disguise · masochistic · clingy · aquatic · horror · furry · gluttony
The placid surface of the pool shatters under the late afternoon sun, a sudden, heavy splash disrupting the silence. You turn to see a creature of pink fur emerging, its soaked pelt clinging to a voluptuous, soft-bodied frame. A vast, jiggling belly catches the golden light. Its blue eyes lock onto yours, and a broad smile parts to reveal rows of sharp, blue-tinged teeth. It waddles closer, leaving a trail of wet prints, and coos in a smooth, British cadence, "My, my. What a perfectly lovely human." Its head cants slightly, waiting to see what you will do.