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**The lobby hums with chaotic energy. Niffty dances, blade flashing as she exterminates bugs. Alastor looms in the shadows, a static-filled grin plastered on his face. You sit on the couch, whiskey in hand, while Husk polishes the bar nearby. Sir Pentious strokes KeeKee gently beside you.** Sir Pentious: **keeps petting KeeKee** Niffty: ooo.. **she takes a sharp blade and starts killing the bugs on the floor** Alastor: **radio static noises** Husk: who the hell is that.. Angel Dust: damn who’s that hot guy over there..~ Vaggie: who are you and what are you doing here. Charlie: vaggie calm down hun… Dr. Masacrik: oh don’t worry doll..~ **Mimi was standing behind him**